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June 11th, 2010

Taking a Break From Twitter

Life, Web Surfing | at 11:42 PM

When I first came to Twitter, I thought the whole concept was pretty stupid. Too simple to be entertaining. It was advertised as a micro-blogging site, and blogging is a bandwagon I haven't been motivated to jump on as you can tell from the present Tabulas page which I never remember to update. Telling my life in short sentences or in long paragraphs is just something I'm not interested in.

I kept coming to Twitter for a few days, posting immensely pointless messages, then starting to forget about it; one more name in the endless list of websites I've signed up to just for trying out.

I don't remember why suddenly everything changed, why I returned to Twitter and became so active, perhaps because I kept seeing the name and logo everywhere, even mentioned in serious newspapers, to the point having a well-kept Twitter account seemed as indispensable as having an email address. Or perhaps because I ended up using the search feature and adding people to follow, which is the key to get things started.

Whatever the reasons, in the past year I've been writing 4700 tweets, most of them replies, and reading practically everything that the 89 persons I follow wrote. In practice, a lot of them simply don't tweet and I'm grateful they don't; because even reading between 15~20 persons' tweets daily take more time than I'd like to admit. The other 70 simply forgot Twitter better than I did.

Twitter started to become a problem when I realized I kept checking new tweets in real time, as they were posted. I always had a browser tab set on Twitter to check incoming messages. And this the asset I hadn't figured when I came to this site, the real potential of Twitter isn't so much about blogging, it's the concatenation of at least three key social aspects of the Internet: blog, chatrooms and instant messaging. You're invited to talk openly like in a blog, you meet strangers like in a chatroom, you have conversations at all times like in IM.

Some people are addicted to online games, some others may be to social networks, for my part I was hooked on chatrooms. That's one of the first things I did on the Internet and I spent an awful lot of time on it in the first years. Eventually I wised up and quit, but I know how easy it is to get dragged into conversations that last for hours. And now I realize that, imperceptibly, this is what I've done with Twitter, I've turned it into a subtle yet highly efficient chatroom. Day in, day out. The reason why I've decided to take a break from it is to get my time back and not fall into this same old trap.

Coincidentally, I just read today a medical article (well, the beginning at least) from the New York Times on the effects of computers, websites and other virtual gadgets on our brain. I don't think I am as badly addicted as the family man who's interviewed but I did find some worrying similitudes. For instance, the effects that it may have on long term concentration as we spend more and more time fluttering from one application to another, from one website to another, from one tweet to the next.


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March 21st, 2008

Troll Corporation

Web Surfing | at 01:10 PM

I've got to write about that thing somewhere, it's too absurd not to be shared. But where ? It didn't seem right to send it to the people I know, they wouldn't really care, and then I remember I have this blog ! Oh, sweet, lovely, unused blog. One day I should really try to make something out of you, maybe not a man but at least a proper website. Anyways. I was doing some Google AdSense testing in localhost when I noticed a strangely written ad. I went to check their website, and so should you: http://www.ri.fi/ It's a well-designed site, very serious, downright professional. Just by the look of it you'd feel like entrusting them your business, unless... you got there by clicking their ad:


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February 22nd, 2006

Day O Daaaaay O

Web Surfing, Waste | at 01:01 AM

Shitty miserable day today as usual. I get up at 10, think I'm going to do many things, end up doing 1/10th of what I wanted to do, plus doing things I wasn't supposed to do. My eternal concentration and motivation problems.

What do I even remember of this day anyway ? Just bits and pieces. I wrote some html and some tiny wee php code for a new project, if I keep this pace, I'll have the site ready by 2031. I read about Paris Hilton chosen to play Mother Theresa by an Indian director, and other funny news in this site. I found it thanks to their hilarious headline about Daniel Craig losing two teeth during a stunt on the set of Casino Royale, the headline was: "James Bond Loses His Teeth, Gets Defended By Dracula" (because Christopher Lee gave his support to Craig).

Then I prepared some articles for 1UP, "prepare" is hardly the word since all I did was playing. Well, later I did write but it didn't last long, inspiration wasn't at the rendez-vous today. After this, it gets worse, it's the blackout, I can't remember what happened the next few hours, I suppose I just browsed aimlessly whle eating crepes. Or not exactly, my aim was to check some web designs, so I went to CSS Zen Garden but when it was time to go back home, I guess I lost my way and ended in some sites where I shouldn't have been. Hey, I'm not talking about THOSE sites !

Library (the real one) was my next stop. And I couldn't find a book, believe it or not ! There were plenty of books of course, but nothing that I needed or felt like taking, so what did I do ? I went to the computer and to the Internet. O, shame of a life. It's good that I write all this down , it'll make me feel ashamed next time I'll read it. In the evening, before work, I finally tried to do some design, fearing the slow computer, my worst nightmare, but it behaved today. It's not that bad that it couldn't handle a 500x500 pic and 10 layers, thankfully. Accidentally, the design tests I was doing turned into something completely different and as a result I published a new deviation, which had not happened for more than a year, and which had not ever happened if you consider what was my first deviation.

Now it's almost 1 am and I'm wondering if within one hour I could still save the day and do all the things I was supposed to do today, well, yesterday. Let's ponder about this (but not too long because time is money) while listening (well, reading, I don't have music) to Harry Belafonte's Day O which inspired me today's entry title:

Harry Belafonte - Day O Lyrics


Day O Day O

Daylight come and me wanna go
Day me say day me say day Me say day me say day o
Daylight come and me wanna gohome
work all night and a drink a rum
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Stack banana till the mornin come
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Come mister tally man tally me bananas
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me bananas
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me
wanna go home)
A beauitful bunch of ripe banana!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
hide the deadly black tarantula!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
lift six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
six foot seven foot eight foot bunch!
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day me say day me say day me say day o(daylight come and me
wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me banana
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
come mister tally man tally me banana
(daylight come and me wanna go home)
Day O Day O(daylight come and me wanna go home)
day me say day me say day me say day o
(daylight come and me wanna go home)

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December 30th, 2005

50 Robots

Web Surfing | at 01:59 AM

Wired magazine online has an interesting and amusing feature article entitled "The 50 Best Robots Ever", in which they do exactly what they announced, drawing a list of what they think are the best 50 robots ever, from fiction to reality.

There are some nice picks, my personal favorite being obviously R.O.B. for the Nintendo NES at number 45. It was a daring move to put Osamu Tezuka's Astroboy number 2, but it is great to see such an influential character ranking so high. Their number 1 unfortunately is not a very pertinent choice... a car ! Boohoo.

Among the cool winners, it's worth mentioning: Optimus Prime (from Transformers fame), HAL 9000 (the memorable voice of 2001, A Space Odyssey), the killer robots from the film Runaway (what about another Michael Crichton film, Mondwest ? With Yul Brunner as a robot), the Iron Giant (very good animated film by Brad Bird, who directed The Incredibles if I'm not mistaken), the Tin Woodman (a very strange choice... but a nice character !), the Terminator (28th!? that surely is too low), False Maria, the robot from Fritz Lang's Metropolis (and why not Tima from Rin Taro's excellent Metropolis ?), Gort from The Day the Earth Stood Still (a cult film I have sadly never seen), Lego's Mindstorms (as a matter of fact I was playing with some Lego today), R2D2 (screw C3PO, we know it was a guy in a suit), the Japanese Wabot (I remember seeing that pic in magazines when I was a kid and it stuck in my mind) and of course Robby (from the old classic, the Forbidden Planet) !


Today's retro game: Super Mario Bros. 2 (2 years od 1UP...)
Today's recent game: Hello Kitty Roller Rescue (I want that game)

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December 9th, 2005

Hentai Xmas

Web Surfing | at 12:45 PM

Where else could I have found this picture but on a Japanese site ? It's from DJ夢工場's (DJ Dream Factory) blog and for the sake of knowing more about sexual habits of Japanese reindeer, I think it's worth posting.

Seriously, we agree this is one hell of a strange drawing, but isn't it great too ? One really has to wonder what goes through Japanese minds (supposing it was drawn by a Japanese, but I'd say it's very likely) to have such an unusual display of imagination...

Everyone celebrates Christmas his own way...


Today's retro game: Dragon's Fury (More sexual weirdness, less explicit this time)
Today's recent game: Mario Party 7 (Pre-Christmas party - no sex allowed)

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